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Monday, 09 Sep 2013

Make Your Own Lightsaber Dildo!

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Maybe you’ve put on a glow in the dark condom and played Darth Vader to your girlfriend’s Princess Leia. (No? Was that only us?) Maybe you’ve taken your large dildo and wooshed it around the room fighting off the sex hungry Tuscan Raiders. (Just us, too?) Or maybe you’ve just been aching for a Star Wars themed sex toy that no one has developed yet. Well, now you can go one step better by making your own lightsaber dildo at home!

 

You will need to pick up a few things before you get started.

 

  • jelly style dildo – while these aren’t the most hygienic sex toys in the world, they’re the best when it comes to letting the light travel
  • a toy light saber – the kind with the collapsing blade that’s easy to remove
  • sharp utility knife
  • mini LED style flashlight – try to get one that somewhat matches the dildo’s color
  • duct tape
  • condom (optional)

With your utility knife, you want to bore a hole in the base of your dildo so that your light can fit inside. If you bought a dildo with a recess in the bottom (like the Vac-U-Lock style) you may be able to skip this step. If not, be careful when you’re digging out the dildo guts that you don’t get too close to the edge of the toy and risk a split. Check the fit periodically to be sure that the entire flashlight can fit up inside the dildo.

 

Once you’re sure your flashlight can fit into your lightsaber-dildo-to-be, insert it in with the bulb site pointing upward towards the tip of the dildo. Turn it on. (Woosh-sounds are optional.)

 

Next, turn to your light saber toy. Remove the plastic telescoping saber end so that you’re left with the base of the sword. Fit the base of your jelly dildo inside your light saber handle. You want this to be a snug fit – especially if you are going to be using the dildo for its intended purpose! If the dildo is too big, you can shave off the sides using your utility knife until it’s snug. If the dildo is too small, you can wrap the base in duct tape or something similar to increase the diameter of the dildo’s base.

 

Stand back and admire your handywork. Now, some people have problems when it comes to jelly dildos. Some are made with phthalates, which gives the jelly dildo it’s flexible qualities. They are in fact legal, but have been removed from childrens’ items in some countries due to their health concerns. They’ve also been linked to certain types of cancer and prenatal health problems. So, we strongly suggest that if you are going to use your lightsaber dildo for vaginal, anal, or oral penetration, put a condom on it first!

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